For too long, keyboards have been absent a very basic function: the ability to type colloquial internet speak with the PUSH OF A BUTTON. Usually you need to push like, three, and who has that kind of time?
Well, keyboard manufacturers are counting on you not having that kind of time. They’re counting on you to hit buttons to write LOL instead of typing out LOL. See what I did there? I just wrote LOL several times, without the assistance of a keyboard.
You know what’d be really appropriate? A keyboard with a GTFO button. Or a TL;DR. But again, I managed to type all of those out rather quickly, without breaking my neck.
Are we lazy as a nation? Do we lead the sort of lives that lend themselves well to abbreviations via keyboard? Are we overthinking this pivotal, yet seminal landmark in computing, where every keyboard may one day be blazened with the emblems of easy browsing? BRB, LOL, WTF, WHODAT, OMFG–the list goes on and on.
So if you want to subject yourself to the torture of quick-typing internet memes, just buy the LOL keyboard from fast finger keyboards. Or, stab yourself. Those are the only two options I really see.
Comments
jan geronimo
February 16th, 2010 - 10:22:42 PM
Wow, at last. A keyboard after my own heart. :)
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angel
March 4th, 2010 - 10:44:52 AM
this is bunk
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angel
March 4th, 2010 - 10:45:17 AM
hi kazandra =D
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 10:48:33 AM
What's up? o:
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 10:48:50 AM
hello =D
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angel
March 4th, 2010 - 10:49:29 AM
was up guys
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 10:50:03 AM
What's up?! Both of you. d:
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 10:50:48 AM
hahahahahahaha angel what happen thought you were gonna go out with logan??????
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 10:52:56 AM
Hmm...I wonder. (:
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 10:55:58 AM
you wonder what L-E-S-B-I-A-N hahahahah
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 10:58:41 AM
its ok i understand your lesbian and your lil >_< face bull shizzz is gay is so gay it makes angel look straight hahahahahahahahahah
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ANGEL
March 4th, 2010 - 10:59:23 AM
u guys are silly gooses jk lol dont be hatin julian
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:00:17 AM
Your retarded. Just like this new keyboard idea. :'D Yeah Julian, stop hating because I'm awesome. 8D
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:01:12 AM
im really board in computer class by lesbian kazandra!!!!!!!! 8=D shes "TONS OF FUNN"
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:02:16 AM
I'm not a lesbian. WHATEVER. Think what you want. >.>
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Anonymous
March 4th, 2010 - 11:02:31 AM
hahah look at that pink guy he doesent seem too happy!!!!! \.=.
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:02:50 AM
angel you just made your self sound a whole lot gayer hahahah SUCK ONE HOMO!!!!! hahahah =D
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Anonymous
March 4th, 2010 - 11:03:29 AM
hahah im anonymous ya i bet you wished youknew this was
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:06:10 AM
lol look at angel hahahaha http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fat+dude+with+a+mustache&go=&form=QBIL&qs=n&adlt=strict#focal=e8e82a22e93ffeec79f7e63d60ee5f21&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fmsnbcmedia1.msn.com%2Fj%2FMSNBC%2FComponents%2FPhoto%2F_new%2F090808_george_vera.widec.jpg
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Kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:10:13 AM
Cool you found a picture of Angel! :D Oh and it's pretty obvious anonymous is Angel. 8D
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:13:08 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why are we posting comments on some random site???????
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:13:54 AM
Because no one knows that we are. (: And, we're in computer class which makes it funnier.
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:14:56 AM
angel i think i found your board homo http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=levi+brown+element&form=QBIL&qs=n&adlt=strict#focal=33124a8a51e81c908c589714094a3e10&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.skateparkoftampa.com%2Fspot%2Fproductimages%2F25111large.jpg
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angel
March 4th, 2010 - 11:15:16 AM
this is pretty stupid were just posting comments on a random website we found in the favorites but its like texting so its cewl
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:16:01 AM
you guys are nerds.
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:17:09 AM
texting three way! :D
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Xxj@iLxXB@TE TrIcK
March 4th, 2010 - 11:24:31 AM
ANGEL SUCK A BIG DICK IM IN PRISON AND IM GONNA GO FIND YOU AND RAPE YOU HOMO!!!!! JUST WAIT
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:30:47 AM
angel is but but damn not that gay haahahahahahahaha
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angel
March 4th, 2010 - 11:31:47 AM
im gayyy =D
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:32:04 AM
If your in prison then why do you have a computer? (:
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fjfgkhjklfghjkldfgh
March 4th, 2010 - 11:33:28 AM
Youu were talkin abbout me!!!!
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Xxj@iLxXB@TE TrIcK
March 4th, 2010 - 11:33:57 AM
cause i have been in here 4 a while you feel me and theuy let me use the computer but im gonna come 4 you homie!!!!
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:34:29 AM
who is the cup cake??????
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4j,skdf gjhsdb f
March 4th, 2010 - 11:37:54 AM
Yourr mom!!!!
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ANgel
March 4th, 2010 - 11:38:21 AM
yes and u were looking at a keyboard with a lol button NIce :0
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:38:37 AM
a angel that guys wants your butt hole =O
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kazandra
March 4th, 2010 - 11:39:10 AM
hello cupcake person! :D
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:39:53 AM
logan we knows its you cause your the only person that would say your mom
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angel
March 4th, 2010 - 11:40:12 AM
yup i can see that but im staight so sry homo guy in prison today isnt ur lucky day
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4fgfgfdgfg
March 4th, 2010 - 11:40:41 AM
I Knoww! and its Darcy!
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Xxj@iLxXB@TE TrIcK
March 4th, 2010 - 11:41:59 AM
YOUR ASS IS MINE HOMIE STRAIGHT UP >=[
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shinbalabadingdong
March 4th, 2010 - 11:44:19 AM
you shouldnt say you name because you can get in trouble if your caught!
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julian
March 4th, 2010 - 11:44:39 AM
im really board on this thing were like commenting on some bull shizzz keybOARD!!!!
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angel
March 4th, 2010 - 11:45:02 AM
good luck with fukin kunt'
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jkashlfshdjk
March 8th, 2010 - 9:50:25 AM
on this once agian
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Lady Gaga.
March 8th, 2010 - 9:51:10 AM
LOL buttons make everyone stupid. :D
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hannah montana
March 8th, 2010 - 9:51:55 AM
was up guys
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Lady Gaga
March 8th, 2010 - 9:52:50 AM
OMFG STFU
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THE KOOL AID MAN
March 8th, 2010 - 9:53:28 AM
DID U JUS SAY WERE OUT OF KOOL-AID D:
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Anonymous
March 8th, 2010 - 9:54:14 AM
hi...
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Lady Gaga
March 8th, 2010 - 9:54:32 AM
I wear weird outfits and I like it. (: I want to marry Katy Perry. I heard she was bi. o: KOOL-AID IS FOR GAY STUPID PEOPLE WHO WEAR WEIRD OUTFITS. I want some! 8D
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the koolaid man
March 8th, 2010 - 9:54:47 AM
she is bi she kissed a girl and she liked it haha
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rashad
March 8th, 2010 - 9:55:09 AM
LADY GAGA HAS A PENIS!!!!!!=o
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Lady Gaga.
March 8th, 2010 - 9:56:01 AM
Anonymous, are you Katy Perry?!
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Anonymous
March 8th, 2010 - 9:57:57 AM
ummm uhhh?????
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a nigga named rashad
March 8th, 2010 - 10:43:59 AM
kazandra is lady gaga
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Megan Fox
March 8th, 2010 - 10:44:29 AM
The stupid nigga dude is julian.
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Megan Fox
March 8th, 2010 - 10:45:39 AM
Stop hating on me because I'm so hot. (:
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the stupid nigga dude
March 8th, 2010 - 10:45:54 AM
what is yo gabba gabba?????
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the koolaid guy
March 8th, 2010 - 10:46:20 AM
so was up guys and meghan fox creeps meout shes not even that hot BLAH :p
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Barbie
March 8th, 2010 - 10:47:44 AM
Hello everyone! I'm so perfect! Teehee! :D
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the koolaid man
March 8th, 2010 - 10:51:26 AM
OHHHHHHHNO the book club was canceled and now im sad not really i can make a lawnmower look its mowing the lawn \.=. .............
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andrew reynolds
March 8th, 2010 - 11:19:17 AM
your ass is grass and im the lawn mower hahahahahahah!!!!!~!!!1
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hello kitty♥
March 10th, 2010 - 10:52:28 AM
high...♥
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Nathan
March 10th, 2010 - 10:53:26 AM
angel Is a cock suckn pussy
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matt
March 10th, 2010 - 10:54:34 AM
darcy is a lesbian hahahahaha
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Anonymous
March 10th, 2010 - 10:55:19 AM
Yepp!
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bree
March 10th, 2010 - 10:55:38 AM
julian is so gayyy he shaves
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Anonymous
March 10th, 2010 - 10:57:10 AM
you think darcy is hot?
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matt fat dude with big boobs that likes d'arcy
March 10th, 2010 - 10:57:25 AM
d'arcy is so lesbian that she makes angel look not gay hahaha that pretty lesbian hahahaha
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hello kitty
March 10th, 2010 - 10:58:22 AM
NO SHE ISNT U ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!
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HELLO KITTY ♥
March 10th, 2010 - 11:04:01 AM
ok he isnt gay and niether is darcy so b nice jeeeziz !!!! ok ...
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umm uhh???
March 10th, 2010 - 11:05:07 AM
ummm ok alex evens is gayyyy
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Anonymous
March 10th, 2010 - 11:06:27 AM
ok she is not lesbian =D
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May 5th, 2010 - 12:44:45 AM
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