CUZ IT’S COLD. DUH.
If you’re like me, you’re a sucker for inflicting pain on yourself. So you read interviews with people like Donald Trump who say things like, because there is snow on the east coast, global warming isn’t real.
Donald Trump oftentimes gives me hope for the people of the world who aren’t born into fortune and lack billion-dollar empires. Because the dude’s a walking toolbag. Everyone laughs at him and his hair, he makes an ass of himself on TV, and manages to still take himself super seriously. Which, I’ll never understand. But there are epic snowstorms battering America’s East Coast right now. The East Coast, where Trump deigns himself lord of all that is New Yorky. So he called for the Nobel Prize Committee to strip Al Gore of his Nobel Prize for trying to bring climate change awareness to the forefront of everyone’s lives. Because the colloquial way of referring to climate change is Global Warming, and ZOMGZ, IF IT’S COLD, HOW COULD THERE BE GLOBL WARMING? It dozzent make aaaaaany sense.
“With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore,” Trump said.
The best part? He delivered this rant in front of 500 people at a country club. If there’s one thing Donald Trump knows, it’s the small segment of the population that’d take him very seriously. And they all live in country clubs.
Comments
Michael
February 15th, 2010 - 5:45:47 PM
Someone needs to sit down with Tha Donald and help him learn what the words "global" and "local" mean. Perhaps with flash cards.
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James
February 15th, 2010 - 11:35:46 PM
For Michael: Someone needs to read the BBC interview with Phil Jones.
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Andi Prama
February 16th, 2010 - 11:44:34 AM
Please watch my video It's about climate change, earth catastrophes and our planet as we lives in. Continental Drift: One huge continent became 2 continents, then 5 (or 6) and then? Thank you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7I_eFoIk64
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Alix
February 16th, 2010 - 2:44:06 PM
...because it's inconceivable that warmer oceans lead to increased water vapor that freezes and turns to snow in our part of the world currently experiencing winter.
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Cam
October 5th, 2011 - 6:19:47 PM
Wow... how can someone so rich be so stupid. Does he really not understand why the colder events are part of the exact same pattern. It fits perfectly with the evidence the science world have found.
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