Well, this just confirms my initial suspicions that he talks about women waaaaayyy too much.
According to Perez Hilton, John Mayer has blown a dude and watches gay porn when he’s bored. According to me, those facts individually are way more exciting than anything John Mayer’s produced.
Anyway, John Mayer thought it’d be a good idea to get his name in the news by talking indiscriminately about past relationships and how he’s never accepted the advances of black girls, despite having a “hood card,” how his penis is a white supremacist, and on and on. At this point, if you like John Mayer, you are the dumbest fangirl alive, or you are John Mayer. Either way, I pity you. John Mayer cried a teary apology at a concert recently, but anybody who knows John Mayer knows that he’ll be back chomping at the attention bit shortly.
Perez Hilton knows this. So what did Perez Hilton do? Went on the radio, and started spilling John Mayer’s secrets. Namely, that he’s into having dudes in his mouth, and watches gay porn. Words fail me. But I enjoy it when completely arrogant people are put on blast, and this is one of those moments. Enjoy the video. It’s filled with gossipy goodness.
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bill
February 12th, 2010 - 12:15:11 PM
a.) who gives a fuck if John Mayer likes dick and b.) who listens to Perez Hilton? Not that it matters really, fuck John Mayer, his boring music & his racist dick.
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