I teach a headline writing class down at the Learning Annex if anyone wants to come down.
Anyway. Zooey Deschanel — best known for being super cute, super awesome, and super married — is going to be in a series about a (very nice) promiscuous woman, Ms. Pamela De Barre. Y’see, Pamela wrote a tell-all book about being a groupie in the ’60s and ’70s and it’s being made into a PILOT that will probably get PICKED UP because if you’re the kind of guy that wears scarves indoors and has even a passing knowledge of The Smiths you’ll probably get, I don’t know, about half a million hard-ons by the time you finish this sentence: Zooey Deschanel will be playing a promiscuous lady.
Look, I know this sounds all “gossip rag” — with me saying “oh boy, readers!” and the like — but I’d imagine this is a huge turn in Zooey’s ouerve, if you will. She’s gone from playing squeaky clean and quirky to playing, um, squeaky clean and quirky to, uhh — let’s not forget 500 Days Of Summer where she plays, um, a super clean and quirky total bitch who fucks over the other guy in the movie whose name I forget because he reminds me far too much of myself, uh. Man that movie. I swear to God, were they following me around? I digress.
As is with most things in Hollywood, the pilot will probably get picked up and be made into a series that I’d imagine wouldn’t be shooting until Summer (OMG SUMMER). So there we have it.
(Image Source)
you must be an idiot the way you wrote this article is meaningless to anyone but you. Zooey is a great actress go jerk off and try writing something less desperate
Scarves? Zooey? Swoon!
Don’t leave out the girl-crush aspect! Married or no – who doesn’t absolutely ADORE ZD? Wonder if I can hold my breath that long!
this is like a five-minute rant than an article or news about a worthy actress… or maybe I’m just dead wrong…hmmm
so basically Ned is masking his obvious attraction to Zoey by making a primal display of contempt, and distancing himself from other geeks who also like Zoey. You should go back to the learning annex and teach a class on FAIL.