C’mon Carl’s Jr! I get the ad campaign–real men eat our burgers (and Kim Kardashian eats our salads). And only little boys eat grilled cheese sandwiches, but you’ve decided it’s time to add some real man to such a pansy-boy entree. Are we e- or devolving, here?
If you’re a Midwesterner, your Carl’s Jr. is Hardees, and no doubt the ad campaign is completely different from what we enjoy on the west coast, where man’s sinful nature is far more prominent. At least that’s what Midwestern program directors and Pat Robertson would lead you to believe. However, even more offensive than the multiple burger models that drop from the sky to end nearly every commercial (when they add the sound effect that is reminiscent of swimming in a vat of macaroni and cheese…or something…else…) is leading someone to believe that a grilled cheese sammy is available as a legit fast-food option. This equates to the proverbial kick in da nuts. Not cool, Carl’s. Not cool at all.
Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger: So, let me get this straight. It’s a grilled cheese sandwich on a sour dough bun, with, um wait, beef and bacon in between FOUR slices of cheese? Have I just qualified for a fast-food handicap, or is this not a bacon cheeseburger trying to pose as something it simply isn’t? Have the rules changed? Has Carl’s Jr. changed them? Let’s call a spade a spade, and a Puff Daddy a Puff Daddy.
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