Nobody likes this generation. Seriously. Nobody likes you when you’re 23. Not even Australia, a nation established of rejects from Britain.
This generation is made up of lazy, good-for-nothing Vietnamese people who are just concerned with getting money and having their sex parties. This is according to most of the old people I talk to, a group which tends to skew towards above the 70’s. I should probably start talking to younger people, come to think of it. But in a global economy in which everyone is looking for more work to keep their heads afloat, apparently people don’t want to hire twenty-somethings. Because apparently, twenty-somethings aren’t focused on customer service, are concentrated on self, and would much rather be doing other things than contributing to faceless corporations.
I would be offended at this development, and the discrimination against people in my age bracket, but it doesn’t make a difference. They think we’re immature and self-focused? Well, wait until I break into their houses and put my balls on their chin. And then take pictures. Of the entire population of Australia. That’ll teach them to call us immature.
I’d like to think that some of us aren’t immature, we just have perspective. And then I remember Kanye West and Taylor Swift are the voices of our generation, and I weep.