Of all the ideas for raising money for Haiti, this is one I understand and support completely. This is probably the greatest fundraising idea I’ve heard of.
Since Haiti was struck by tragedy, money has been coming in at all angles to help deal with the trauma. From the Red Cross, Unicef, Yele Haiti, Doctors Without Borders, and dozens of other charities. Celebrities have organized fundraisers, with the biggest name in films and music donating their money and time to the people most affected by one of the biggest disasters in modern history. Only one problem: nobody got naked. Enter the strippers.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my recent excursion to Texas, it’s that strippers get shiz done. You give them a task to do, and they will make sure it’s done by the morning. Which is why I’m glad that strippers in Toledo, Ohio are running a lapdances for Haiti charity drive. Marilyn’s on Monroe has decided that the best way to raise money for Haiti is by having half-naked women grind on you.
I really hope they raise a ton of money and that it winds up saving people’s lives. So when rescue workers help rebuild their homes, and they look at them with gratitude and say, “Who did this?” And the rescue workers can say…. “Candy. Her name is Candy.”
Keep donating.
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