Everybody knows Charlie Sheen is crazy at this point. What’s even crazier? His SUV, apparently.
Charlie Sheen has been in the news recently for being completely out of his mind. Also, for associating with people that are completely out of their minds, while all the while starring on a CBS sitcom that is currently the highest rated on TV. How’s he do it? What sort of magic is Charlie Sheen hiding? Is it magic, or like me, do you think it’s probably drugs?
Police officers dropped by Charlie Sheen’s house on Friday, after he reported his SUV missing. Guess where it was? Just guess. At the bottom of a ravine, with Jon Cryer’s masculinity. Zing. Sheen had just reported the vehicle stolen, and turns out it was smashed and upside down, lying at the bottom of a cliff.
It’s bizarre that a lot of what Charlie Sheen winds up either smashed up, destroyed, threatened with knives, or inhaled. But I guess that’s the sort of life you sign up for when you’re on one of the most banal sitcoms in recent memory. It’s like yin and yang. You can star on Two and Half Men, but most likely, to supplement it, you’ll have to shoot drugs into your eyeballs.
Update: a Bentley was found in the same area. No word on if it’s Charlie Sheen’s, but what are the odds, man? (pops in Platoon)