Lindsay Lohan has many problems. Not as many as I imagine she’s going to have in a few years, when she becomes a mainstay on celebrity rehab with Dr. Drew. But legitimate problems.
Namely, she’s so desperate she’s selling interviews about her life. But not about the actual problems in her life, just the peripheral ones. So she’s not talking about the rampant drug abuse, the all-night partying lifestyle where she stays up for three days straight then passes out in her pool. She’s keeping mum about that. Instead, she’s talking about her devastating hoarding problem.
For those of you unfamiliar with the psychological phenomenon of hoarding, you need to watch the A & E show. There you will see crazy people with truckfulls of stuff they should’ve gotten rid of when Prince and the Revolution were out gallivanting. It’s the most depressing show I’ve seen. Lindsay Lohan’s version of hoarding, however, includes expensive designer clothes that she never puts away, free goodie bags from premieres, and probably kittens.
What’s the weirdest part of the story? She decided to spill her guts to Niecy Nash, an actress from Reno 911. There’s nothing about this interview that doesn’t scream hot mess. So I invite you to enjoy it as much as I did.
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