Not a week goes by that I don’t stumble across something about alien races. No, I’m not talking illegal border hoppers — I’m talking visitors from planets and galaxies that we have yet to discover. Honestly, what is with our fascination? Our obsession? For me, thinking hard enough about the size of the Milky Way Galaxy is enough to make a vessel pop in my frontal lobe. Yet on this day, I have come across some solid-alien-gold that is truly spectacular. Something calling to the closet-nerd in all of us. A quick fix of alien satisfaction derived from what I initially thought was a joke, but, oh no, it’s real, and pretty freakin’ cool.
The Human Ambassador Project. An organization dedicated to connecting alien races with our very own human race and vice versa. Hold up…whatdidyoujustsay!? Seriously. It’s as simple as signing up and choosing to opt-in or opt-out for alien contact, abductions, friendly visits or perhaps even coffee or tea at Starbucks. I don’t pretend to be an expert on what these aliens are into, but I have seen some pretty suspicious crap go down at Starbucks … it leaves one to wonder.
According the the Human Ambassador Project, they collect your information, your categorical desire to be contacted or left alone by alien races, and then blast your potential into space, fingers crossed.
“Ground control to Major Tom…Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…” Off you go into the wild, black yonder!
After giggling like a school girl, I was floored by the statistics listed on the site that I found backed-up by a series of Google searches. Did you know that 67 percent of people believe that there is highly intelligent life elsewhere in the universe? Really? All this time I’ve been searching for something to talk about when stuck in line at the grocery store, and wouldn’t ya know — aliens!
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