You know who manages to be hotter than 90% of the current crop of pop stars? Who could probably knock Lady Gaga out, drink harder than Britney, and also race motocross? Her name is Pink. And she rocked the Grammys.
Last night confirmed a suspicion that I’ve harbored for a while. That men don’t actually buy a lot of music. In fact, last night I was surprised men even got up onstage. I forgot men were making music in the last year, with the constant fellating of Lady Gaga’s theatrics, Beyonce’s formidable business acumen, and Taylor Swift’s googly-eyed wonder that she is indeed in the music industry and playing music, and ZOMGZ, I have the best fans ever. Right. That was pretty much all of 2009. So it’s no surprise that the Grammy awards were a pretty accurate reflection of that.
Except Pink. I have a huge hard-on for Pink, and she pretty much proved that she was made of awesome by dangling upside-down, nearly naked and spraying people in formalwear with water. I’d like to see Beyonce do that, instead of distracting you with legions of robot back-up dancers. It’s not even that her music is that awesome, she just seems like she’d be cool to hang out with.
All in all, though, 2009 was a terrible year. And the Grammys celebrating it seemed to corroborate that fact.
Enjoy Pink.
Comments
James
February 1st, 2010 - 1:51:10 PM
Pink has some dope shit, no doubt. "So What" is still my jam. Her song last night, whatever, but yeah cool performance, even if it was a VMA retread.
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