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  1. Artie Lange Stabbed Himself

    Artie Lange Stabbed Himself

    Posted by Adam Church – 2 Comments

    Nine times.
  2. Pic of the Day: Is That a Hot Dog on a Stick?

    Pic of the Day: Is That a Hot Dog on a Stick?

    Posted by Phil Fuller – 1 Comment

    I don't even know what to say about this one
  3. If You Are Attacked, Grab The Stabby Pen

    If You Are Attacked, Grab The Stabby Pen

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Have you ever thought about stabbing someone with a pen? Maybe a boss who was breathing down your neck about selling more shoes, or packing slips, or nacho boxes? Well, now you can do that, and collect their DNA. What? Like I AM the creepy one.
  4. Video of the Day: I’m Not Lovin’ It

    Video of the Day: I’m Not Lovin’ It

    Posted by Phil Fuller – 1 Comment

    Talk about a horrible customer service experience ...
  5. Bear Grylls Is Still Kinky

    Bear Grylls Is Still Kinky

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

    If you’ve never had the privilege of watching Bear Grylls do bat-shit crazy things, turn on the Discovery Channel right now, and just indulge yourself. He’s like the Crocodile Hunter, if he were British, and made from the DNA of a Superman clone [...]
  6. J.Lo Is Still Deluded

    J.Lo Is Still Deluded

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    If there’s one conceit of Hollywood that I hope never goes away, it’s interviews with stars who’ve faded, due to poor planning or career choices. Such as J.Lo. Remember her? You couldn’t get away from her in the late-'90s, early-oughties.
  7. Netflix To Take Away New Releases

    Netflix To Take Away New Releases

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    If there’s one thing that people have no idea what to do with in contemporary laws and marketing, it’s pirating. Pirating makes everything wonky. From the waters near Somalia, to the basements across America, everybody’s doing it. And who’s [...]
  8. Chickolith – Isla Fisher

    Chickolith – Isla Fisher

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – Leave A Comment

    I’m a sucker for pale girls. Maybe it’s my Victorian nature, but the paler the skin, and the redder the hair, the more I’m a sucker for a girl. Which [...]
  9. Russell Brand Takes The Hit For Us, Proposes To Katy Perry

    Russell Brand Takes The Hit For Us, Proposes To Katy Perry

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Katy Perry likes kissing girls. But Katy Perry clearly didn’t like kissing girls enough. She is now engaged to Russell Brand, noted lothario. They’ve been dating for four months, and I am going to enjoy whatever stand-up special will follow if t [...]
  10. Man Who Survived BOTH Atomic Bomb Attacks Dies

    Man Who Survived BOTH Atomic Bomb Attacks Dies

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Jesus Christ. Goddamn. The reaper is probably walking a little bit differently today. With a limp and only one good eye. The only man to survive both the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bomb blasts died on Monday.

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