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   Singapore Will Give Free Drinks To People With Boobs

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   A Singapore bar has decided to combine the two best-loved features of all bars into one promotion. Breasts, and alcohol. Into one twisted conglomerate that should be a featured at every nightclub and bar across the country.
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   Want To Own A Space Shuttle?

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   You’re a man who works hard and plays harder. At the end of the day, when you need to unwind, you look at your things that you’ve accumulated and you enjoy them. But you know where real men drink their scotch? In a goddamn space shuttle.
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   McDonald’s Becomes Nation’s Largest Provider Of Wireless Internet

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Wow. As if you didn't have enough reasons to eat at a McDonald's, now that they've brought back the McRib, they're going to help you throw your content on the internet in between bites of delicious chicken sandwiches.
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   Golden Globes 2010: Who Should Win but Won’t

   Posted by James Melzer – 7 Comments

   Or maybe they will. What the hell do I know?
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   How the Hell Did Kurt Warner’s Wife Get So Hot?

   Posted by Chris Stout – 3 Comments

   Did you see the shot that Kurt Warner took in that blowout mugging against the Saints? It was brutal. Warner toughed it out and returned, but he couldn’t do enough [...]
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   Susan Boyle Will Still Crush You

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Who can bring the cray-cray? SuBo can bring the cray-cray. Now take this gun, before I start sounding like Juno.
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   NBC Owns Conan’s Soul

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Did you think NBC was done kicking Conan when he was down? You clearly don’t know the television business. Say goodbye to your favorite Conan characters.
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   Step On Stormtroopers. Literally.

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   If there’s one thing that Star Wars is known for, other than the iconic characters and the terrible prequels, it’s George Lucas’ ability to hawk product. He could literally beat Billy Mays to death with his chin waddle.
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   Chickolith – AnnaLynne McCord

   Posted by Adam Church – Leave A Comment

   Is it really time for another Chickolith? Has it been so long? I swear, it was only a day or two ago that I was getting mildly aroused at my [...]
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    Sheep Births Abomination with Human Face

    Posted by Adam Church – 13 Comments

    What the hell is going on in Turkey?

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