I love my job. I get to describe showers in painstakingly sexy detail. Which I will now regale you with. Ready and prepare your pants for changing.
Manolith will always be here to report on the newest technology in showers and household luxury. Why? Because there is nothing in the world that is more refreshing than a good shower. I am willing to argue with this for hours with anyone who has the time and the energy. Anyone who thinks showers are not the bedrock of a happy, healthy existence, I will shower with, thereby ending the debate and that person’s uneventful work week.
The newest technology? An egg-shaped shower. Similar in design to Darth Vader’s rejuvenation pod, where he’d sit for hours to rejuvenate, you too will one day be able to own a pod that refreshes and revitalizes you. This egg-shower also triples as a hydro massager and a bathtub, making it virtually impossible to have a terrible shower experience. Think of the epic things you could do in an egg-shaped shower.
Unfortunately, the design is still a concept, waiting for funding and a push to hit markets. Still, I’d much rather one of these be in my home than a boring shower stall.
Thank you, epic shower egg.
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