Congratulations, by watching these people and commenting about how trashy they are, you’ve done your fair share to make them rich. The cast of Jersey Shore are coming back.
Yes, those lovable Jersey Shore castmates. The Situation, ex-male stripper and full-time douchebag. Ronnie, the man who everyone picks fights with, despite having an insanely infectious laugh. JWOWW, the woman who goes by her nickname, and owner of the largest refund gap (read: breast enlargement canyons) in all of modern television. Snookie, the tiny one that you wanted someone to punch in the first few episodes, and then someone did, and you felt really bad. Sammi, the needy, annoying “sweetheart.” DJ Pauly D, the walking stereotype. And then Vinny, the normal one, and Ringo and Coco O’Brien on drums. God, I wish.
They’re all coming back for a second season, after MTV decided it’d be easier to just hire them back then put out a new casting call looking for hot, tan, loud, and proud guidos and guidettes. Which means they’ll be getting $10,000 an episode. Which means they might even take the leap and start bedazzling their own shirts. One can hope and pray at least.
More hearts will be broken, more tan-lines will be altered forever. Next season, on Jersey Shore.