I once spent a week in Amsterdam, experiencing all the fine pleasures that city had to offer. It truly was a delightful endeavor, and worth the three trips to the doctors office and five needles I had to get upon my return. That’s not the point though. The point is, what I paid for, I got. That’s customer service!
Unfortunately, a guy in Marlborough, New Hampshire, was not as lucky as I. He called up a hooker (sorry, prostitute) and her friend, paid them $150 bucks to both have sex with him, and then they refused. What a pity.
Police are now investigating the case, where the hooker (damn, I mean prostitute), 22, and the man, 32, have been cited in court. They’re apparently still looking for the third woman in this triangle of love.
Now, see, this is what’s wrong with America today. Customer service is going straight down the drain. I don’t know about you, but when I pay for something, I see that as a binding contract, and expect the other party to deliver. Who the hell does this woman think she is? Not following through on sex? C’mon. $150 bucks is nothing to sneeze at in today’s economy. It would at least pay for the abortion if the condom broke.
I admit that this guy might not be the freshest egg in the carton, since he got so pissed off that he called the police on the hooker (why do I keep doing that?), which is how he got himself into this whole mess, but still. It’s not like there’s a head office he can contact, and no, her pimp doesn’t count.
America, wake up! We deserve better. From our retail stores, to our doctors, to the hooker (last time, I swear) on the street corner. The customer is always right!
Side note: What the hell is Marlborough doing with hookers, anyway?
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Edward G. Talbot
January 27th, 2010 - 9:18:07 AM
Have you ever BEEN to Marlborough? Nothing else to do there. (Please my New Hampshire friends, it's a joke. But it's also Marlborough)
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