Republican activist James O’ Keefe, best known for impersonating a pimp and exposing the illegal practices of an ACORN office was arrested for allegedly trying to interfere with a Senator’s phones. Officials say that he was easy to spot messing with the Senator’s phones because he was the only one in the office dressed like a pimp.
“I don’t know why he feels compelled to dress like a pimp every time he attempts to expose a perceived corruption, certainly in this case it wasn’t warranted,” Mr. O’ Keefe’s lawyer probably would have said to himself.
Apparently it was just a lucky coincidence that the ACORN case required James to dress like a pimp in order to go undercover, as James has been through several failed attempts at exposing liberal corruption where he wore a pimp suit that made him seem very suspicious, including wearing a pimp suit to a meeting of Vietnam Veterans to go undercover as a veteran and expose John Kerry as lying about his service in Vietnam.
“This kid in a pimp outfit kept insisting he was in my platoon in Vietnam and trying to get me to admit that I hadn’t done anything heroic. I didn’t know what to make of it,” spoke Senator John Kerry.
James O’ Keefe also dressed like a pimp to go undercover and prove that Barack Obama was a socialist. Barack’s commentary on the issue is as follows, “One day this skinny kid in a pimp jacket came into my office and kept trying to insist that he was Vladimir Lenin and asking if I wanted an autograph ‘because I loved him so much’. When I pointed out that I knew he was not Vladimir Lenin because Lenin has been dead for almost a hundred years he then tried to say he was Karl Marx, but by that point I was already pretty suspicious.”
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