I’m always amazed at what sort of newfangled technology humans can whip up to entertain each other. And by entertain, I mean touch each other. Touch each other in a myriad of ways, all of which could potentially be sexual. And that’s why I like the Massage Me video game controller.
If you were to invent a video game, then try to actively come up with a title that would dissuade mass amounts of people from buying it, I think you’d name it Massage Me. The name conjures up an image of a man with a beard, unshaven with twelve days growth, coming up to you on the street, and asking you politely if you’d massage him. Fortunately, it’s not that creepy. It’s a video game. Called Massage Me. Where you input the places where you want to be massaged, then a giant vest you put on your back shakes, and whoever you’re playing with is encouraged to massage you there.
How soon before this controller is hacked? How soon before you can make Mario jump and touch your gennies at the same time? I’m willing to wager it won’t be much longer. The Massage Me controller is still a concept, hopefully to be released with the Handy Hand controller and the Interactive Model controller.
Both of which I’ve patented.