John Edwards Has A Sex Tape

Edwards-1Wow. File this one under GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG. MY EYES. MY BEAUTIFUL EYES, THAT COULD ONCE SEE SIGHTS.

John Edwards must be the dumbest politician in the world. Or a megalomaniac. Or the dumbest megalomaniac in the world. Or all of these things combined. Because the dude was running for president whilst carrying on an affair, going over the head of his cancer-stricken wife, having a lovechild, and apparently a sex-tape that can and will be released. I’ll repeat that. A politician, a Senator, and highly successful trial lawyer, was carrying on an affair over the head of his cancer-stricken wife, and videotaping himself having sex with his mistress.

Who released this information? Andrew Young, the pissed-off campaign staffer that John Edwards forced to take the fall for him, admitting that Rielle Hunter, Edwards’ mistress, was having his baby. I would’ve loved to have been present for that discussion.

“You know when you took this job, you agreed that you’d do everything in your power to help me try to get elected?”

“Yeah.”

“I want you to tell the world that you had sex with that lady.”

“What?”

“I want you to say that you put a baby inside that lady.”

“Well, I DO need college credit.”

Gross.

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One Response to John Edwards Has A Sex Tape

  1. ahh .. I don’t know how “safe” that john edwards sex tape is since I just watched it at http://www.rateoursextape.com.

    You can see it is obviously John Edwards, but it’s not so easy to identify the woman…. but she does look pregnant. Let me say this … Edwards has no future as a porn star.