Greg Oden Will Send You Naked Pictures

By Mark Lorenz on January 26th, 2010

Oden-1 Don’t tempt him.

I’ve been in Austin, Texas for almost two weeks, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that guys apparently like to send naked pictures of their gennies to girls they’re interested in. If there’s two things I’ve learned, it almost always backfires. As a bouncer from The Ranch can probably tell you.

Greg Oden was the number one draft pick in the NBA in 2007. He’s a man who excelled at college basketball, but because he’s twelve-and-a-half feet tall, he’s been injury prone in the NBA. You can’t be a giant stalking the earth and expect to not have knee problems. It just isn’t going to happen. Consequently, Greg Oden’s sat a lot of his seasons out, for being a giant. But he’s apparently found downtime to do other things. Like send around pictures of his penis.

There’s no way sending around pictures of your penis will ever result in anything good. Even if your penis is ridiculously awesome and people sway at the sight of it, out of context, on a blurry screen on an iPhone, people will mock it.

Which is what people are doing to the pictures of Greg Oden. As well they should. If you want to check out Greg Oden keeping it classy, the damage is at the Huffington Post.