Kinky news update! A man by the name of Hans Kurt Kubus was arrested in Christchurch, New Zealand, for walking around with 44 lizards in his underwear. The maximum number of animals the Kiwis allow you to put in your pants is five, so Hans was seriously over the fucking limit here.
Actually Hans was trying to smuggle the creatures back to Germany where he could fetch around $2000 for each lizard. Had he just been caught masturbating with lizards in his pants, the authorities might have looked the other way, but it turns out they are all serious business when it comes to poaching and smuggling, especially when you are dealing in endangered geckos and skinks. Sucks for Hans, who has been in jail for 14 weeks already, no doubt anxious by now to be deported to the Fatherland.
There are two things about this story that I really love. One is that the best plan Hans came up with was to put the lizards in his underwear. I mean, he’s German, so of course he’s going to have some bizarre fetish, I get that. But there have got to be better ways to smuggle lizards than by letting them wriggle around on your junk. The second thing is that Hans has been traveling to New Zealand almost every year for the past decade, which means he’s been successful more often than not — and that’s just ridiculous.
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Comments
UnlilsViz
February 27th, 2010 - 12:46:56 AM
Hes no danger to anyone. The man without a purpose. She said only, Francisco, why? Oh, dont use gutter language! I cannot issue any public statements about it. I cannot become involved in socalled practical matters. There are practically no private research foundations any longer. They made a strange choice of studies.
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TaireeVef
February 28th, 2010 - 12:53:43 AM
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