I’m going to be completely honest. There are a number of headlines that I’ve written that I’ve cherished, but none so much as this one. A deranged goat decided to smash a California strip club.
Which isn’t surprising. Every time I’ve been in a California strip club, I’ve said to myself, “You know, I really wish a goat would come in here and just ravage the place. Just rip down the walls with his goat fury and pummel anyone that tried to stand in his way.” Thankfully, there was a goat who felt similarly.
Coachella is mostly known as a place for free love and good music, but now it’ll be known as the place for goats of the devil. This is due to a strip club in Coachella named Lynx and an angry goat. This aforementioned devil-goat wandered in hours before the club opened, and decided to smash the glass by the front door, after STARING AT ITS OWN REFLECTION FOR HOURS. Can’t you just imagine a stoned goat wandering in from the desert, and going nuts? It’s like the scene from the finale of Drag Me To Hell. Perhaps the goat had just watched it. Enjoy the footage. It’s the most bizarre thing I’ve seen today, which is saying something.
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