Can you spell h-a-w-t? Lady Justice is the international personification of moral force in judicial systems, but, oh, she is so much more. Her original name was Justitia, when she presided over Roman courts, making sure that justice was served. Which means she is over 2,000 years old. Guys, that’s a woman that’s had a lot of experience in the bedroom. She then changed her name to “Dike” when she took over the Greek courts, party because the word “Dike” means “Justice” in Greek, and partly because the Greeks invented the first college system, and Lady Justice was one of the first college chicks to get dared to make out with another chick at a party. So hot.
But Lady Justice isn’t all justice and no fun. She is also an expert swords-woman, and an incredibly precise scale-holder. When she’s not busy holding scales incredibly accurately, or leaning on a sword, she can be seen hanging out with Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, and George Clooney at the Moveon.org offices planning a moderately effective protest. Talk about well connected.
I, like so many guys, have a fetish for women who are made entirely of granite and live on the roof of the Supreme Court. In fact, my attraction to granite women who live on the roof of the Supreme Court is third only to my attraction to Asian women, and drunk girls who seem upset and keep asking you if “you really think they’re pretty.”
With all of that combined, and her admission on Conan O’ Brian that she is, “Way into being blindfolded,” Lady Justice is definitely one smoking hot mama, and more than earns her place in the hallowed chickolith halls.
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