Vampire Weekend is only the 12th indie band in soundscan history to top the Billboard charts. And it makes sense that they have come to be so popular. Have you ever tried to be unhappy while listening to a Vampire Weekend album? It’s fucking impossible. Vampire Weekend is like musical Zoloft. Being sad while listening to Vampire Weekend is equal in difficulty to trying to be angry while lying in a hammock and being served coconut milk out of a coconut by Mila Kunis while her breasts count the money you got from winning the lottery. Vampire Weekend songs are so upbeat and catchy that you can almost hear Justin Timberlake getting jealous while you are listening to them.
Initially disappointing, because after a short listen you realize that no one in the band is a Vampire and that their music can actually be played on any day of the week, the songs are so upbeat it won’t matter. Here below is a short list of things Vampire Weekend songs are so happy that they are able to do:
1. Turn your frown upside down, or any other direction.
2. Get the corpses of Kurt Cobain and Elliot Smith to rise from the grave and co-write a new song called, “Things Is A-OK.”
3. If injected, Vampire Weekend’s new song “Horchata” has the same effect as four tabs of ecstasy.
4. Vampire Weekend, if played in the background while watching “The Silence of the Lambs,” will give you the impression that “The Silence of the Lambs” was a feel-good romantic comedy about an awkward FBI agent who falls in love with her teacher and has to decide whether she’s going to marry him or her rich delivery-driver boyfriend, Buffalo Bill.
5. Vampire Weekend is just as effective as chemotherapy at curing bowel cancer, except with no hair loss, and a dramatically increased tendency to wear ironic sunglasses.
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guga
January 21st, 2010 - 4:20:43 AM
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