Scary Japanese Story Time!

By Ned Hepburn on January 20th, 2010

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So we hear you like scary things. We hear you like Japanese things. We hear you like scary Japanese things. A lot of things fall under this category, such as the full body pillow decorated as a school girl, or the vending machines that – um – ‘vend’ – schoolgirls used panties. Or perhaps the skirt that – I shit you not – folds up to make yourself look like an actual vending machine. YES that exists and YES you should google it.

Anyway, in all my internet perusing I sometimes find nuggets of radness such as this. It is from Japan and it is a little manga story that is scarier than Michael Vick in a pet store (2009 joke!). Now, as you may well be aware, anime ruins everything. This is a proven fact – that the Japanese cartoon styling that fits under the umbrella category of ‘anime’ is entirely a terrible, terrible thing. No good has come out of anime whatsoever other than comical Mountain Dew guts on the bodies of nerdy dudes. Regardless of my hatred towards anime I was shocked to both enjoy and actually feel emotions after I read this: it’s a short story done in manga about a mountain and holes in the mountain and I’ll spare you the details. It ran in 2002 and I’m surprised they haven’t made it into a movie yet. Anyway: CLICK HERE TO CRAP YOUR PANTS.