You know that they gon’ dress somebawdy. SOMEONE LIKE YOU-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOH.
Have you ever wanted to dress like the Kings Of Leon? Smelling of holy-rolling Nashville hellraisers, cheap cocaine and hookers and dirty guitar riffs? Have you ever wanted to wrap your tiny hipster body in jeans that look as if they’re painted on with black pastels? Now’s your chance, you little deviant. The Kings Of Leon have announced they’re going to develop their own clothing line, moving from the realm of kinda sellouts, to WTF, you guys? What the hell are you doing? You’re not fashion designers, you employ those people to dress you. You need to keep ripping off U2, and making a boatload of money.
Even better, the shirts are more expensive than designer shirts. Like, actual designers. Their t-shirt line is going to start at 108 dollars. 108 dollars for a t-shirt. You know what this is? This is a vicious cycle. Kings of Leon came on the scene wearing thrift store throwbacks, arranged by some designer, and now they’re here to sell you the same kind of shirts for wayyyy too much money.
I’m buying like twelve, then burning them. That’s how goddamn indie I am. I don’t even care about your goddamn shirts, mang.
The most expensive item? A leather jacket retailing for over 1,000. Ridic.
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