Goddamn, new sofa technology is sexy. Every time I’m hitting a board with nails to assemble a makeshift cushion to nail to it later, I’m like, “THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY.” Thankfully, someone else had the same thought I did.
Now you can leave marks on your couch and it’s completely acceptable. Because the couch is designed for you to make marks on it, you filthy, filthy pig. It’s called the Love Handles Sofa. That’s right, the Loves Handles Sofa. They could’ve called it “the chair that frames your body with incredible pattern designs,” but that would’ve robbed it of what little dignity the concept had. What’s the concept?
There were these shirts in the ’80s, that were thermochromatic, where you could touch them and they’d change colors. Similar to mood rings, or albino children, or the same shirts that American Apparel just started re-selling. Now, they’ve applied that technology to the mainstay of American technology, the couch. So when you sit down, your body leaves traces of energy and it colors it, and it looks so pretty, and hey, hit this.
I love this chair. There are few things that both sex and fat people can make infinitely cooler, and this is one of them. The other? Chicken wings.
Check it out atNunoErin.
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