While there are exceptions to every rule, the fact remains that the rule exists. Most women, like men, will behave in certain expected ways, especially once in a committed relationship. Some of us may be lucky enough to find a woman who somehow manages to break all the rules, but those are about as common as unicorns, and let’s just face facts here, there’s no such thing as unicorns. These are the 15 most annoying things that most girlfriends do, and yes — you have to put up with all of them.
Random Item Relocation
Nothing could be more vexing to realize while heading out the door than that you have no idea to where your hat, jacket, or even shoes have disappeared to. Girlfriends have an uncanny knack for arbitrarily deciding that there is a proper place for an item you have improperly placed for months, or even years on end — without incident. When you finally exhaust your searching abilities and ask them where they’ve hidden your stuff, their response is nearly always that it’s where it belongs. Where that may be, only they will know.
Unwanted “Organization” of Your Stuff
Much like the singular item relocation, girlfriends will take it upon themselves to upgrade your imperfect organization of stuff, your stuff. Whether it’s your DVD collection, your sock drawer, or everything in the kitchen, she’ll completely overhaul the system you had going. Trying to explain to them that you even had a system to begin with is a waste of breath, since they will promptly explain to you that that isn’t really a system at all and that their way is the right way.
Constant Overdressing
Whether you feel like going to McDonald’s or the classy joint downtown, your girlfriend will likely dress as though you’re going to a fancy soirée and spend no less than an hour preparing for it. It doesn’t matter that you’ll only need about two minutes to put on your jeans and find where she’s hidden your socks. To the same tune; when winter starts dropping the temperature, she’ll begin dressing as though there’s a blizzard outside when it’s barely cold enough for a sweatshirt. Her excuse for this is usually that her ears get cold, when it’s far more likely that she doesn’t like her light jacket anymore, and wants to wear her parka because it’s cuter.
She’s Late for Everything
There is no difference between getting ready to go to the bar, out to dinner, out to a movie, to see your parents, or to cross the street and sit at the park. Girlfriends often feel the need to spend an hour (or three) preparing themselves for the outing. If you wise up to this early, and give them a full five hours warning, they will wait until 20 minutes beforehand to begin this preparation. Despite decades of intense social-study on the subject, there is no logical explanation for this.
The Sheer Amount of Toiletries She Needs
Men like to keep their bathrooms distinctly spartan, that is until a girlfriend arrives and inevitably stakes her claim. We tend to have a couple of items to support our shaving habits, some deodorant, shampoo, soap and a toothbrush. She, however, will bring half of Walgreens with her and set it up on every conceivable flat surface she can find, and possibly even add some shelving to facilitate the takeover.
She Whines About Everything
Work, another woman’s hair, her own hair, her thighs, another woman’s thighs, the weather, her mother, your mother, your socks; it really doesn’t matter what the subject is, because she can and will whine about everything. Things that guys don’t even think about seem to irk women, and they all come out when a girlfriend takes root in your life.
Pillows – Millions of Pillows
One might think that beds are made for sleeping in, but they’d be wrong. Apparently, unbeknownst to men everywhere, beds are in fact made to hold as many pillows as possible. Only a fraction of the pillows present are actually functional at any given point in time, while the rest are there for some unstated purpose. Sleeping on the bed requires several minutes of relocating pillows to suitable locations, which of course will be designated by the woman who placed them to begin with.
She Can’t Just Let Food Be Food
Guys don’t have a problem coming home to a fridge full of beer, bread, ketchup and hot dogs. We’ll be happy as clams in front of the TV with our minimalistic, efficient foodstuffs. Women can’t live like that; they need to have something different every day, and whatever it is, it can’t be plain. It has to be dressed up, special, gourmet. Ideally speaking, women wouldn’t even eat at home if they could help it — there’d always be “that cute little place” downtown. Whatever that place is, it changes with the weather.
She’s Attached to Her Phone
It doesn’t matter if you’re in the middle of dinner, a movie, a shower, or even sex (it’s happened to more guys than would ever admit it), most girlfriends are absolutely attached to their phones. They don’t actually have to accomplish anything on them, they just have to have them nearby. Usually, it’s a marathon round of texting that began six years ago when they met their best friend, and hasn’t ceased since. During the texting lull, however, you can count on her chatting away incessantly with any number of people, up to and including your own mother.
She Cries at the Drop of a Hat
It could have been because she stubbed her toe, or it could have been because she thought she stubbed her toe, and the idea of stubbing her toe was stressful enough an event to cause her to cry. Whatever the case may be, she cries at least once a week for what seems like no discernible reason. Technically, there’s always a reason, but it almost always winds up existing solely in her own head.
Movies: She Ruins Their Very Existence
This isn’t so much because she talks during your favorite part, or that she can’t stop fidgeting or playing with her phone during the movie. Those things are true, but the main problem here is a combination of her taste in movies, her insistence that you watch the movies she wants to see, and her (likely) complete lack of desire to actually pay enough attention to movies you want to watch to actually learn to enjoy them. On the whole, the effect is ruinous. Just bear with her on the chick flicks, and when you want to see something — leave her at home. You’ll enjoy it so much more that way.
She Can’t Be Content Just Staying Home
Primary motivation for guys to go out all the time as single males is because they’re single males. We go out, whether we realize it or not, with the understanding that we stand a better chance of getting laid that way. Once we have a girlfriend, the going out dwindles to a minimum, and it doesn’t so much phase the majority of us if we’re happy in our relationship. Women on the other hand, feel an intense urge to go out. They want to dress up, to be in public, to feel like socialites, and their logic is simple: They’ve got a closet full of fancy clothes they don’t need to wear at home.
She’s Got a Selectively Perfect Memory
Girlfriends remember every single fight we’ve ever had with them. They’ve got them all, stored and cataloged in their minds for use at a later date, but they only ever seem to remember the arguments in which they came out the victor. They also remember every single time we’ve been late for something, or forgotten something they wanted us to remember. They remember everything with crystal clarity — when they want to. Otherwise, mysterious memory lapses just seem to strike at the oddest moments.
Constant Guilt-Tripping and Martyrdom
This seems to go hand in hand with the selective memory and the crying at the drop of a hat. Women can claim martyrdom as a last resort to win any argument, while crying. They might make an outlandish claim, such as “I always cook dinner,” even if you actually cook three times a week. They might claim to clean the house, when in fact you divide cleaning chores evenly. There are any number of ways they can guilt-trip guys into folding in an argument, and they use them according to need.
Deeming All Things Technical to be Unimportant
Possibly one of the most irksome behaviors exhibited by women today, especially once they’re comfortable with their relationships, is utter disregard for the technical aspect of a thing. When a man sees a sports car, he likely recognizes it for the engine, suspension, equipment and any number of other things aside from the obvious fact that it looks good. Women will look at it and say “oooh it’s cute!” They want the newest smartphone not for its hardware or software, but because it looks new. They don’t care how something works, they just expect it to work. This behavior is largely responsible for the amount of times women will drive a car absolutely devoid of oil for two weeks while they wonder why on earth the warning light is on.
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I’m surprised how many women seem to be reading manolith. And raising their angry voice, craving for attention.
The reason they get so angry, of course, is that they find part of the list being true to themselves.
However, I also have to say that if a girl does a lot of these things, it probably means she’s not very happy with the relationship. If a woman perceives a man as an alpha male, she’ll eat out of his hands.
Men: Stop giving her attention for her tantrums. If you don’t reward her with attention, she will stop.
Instead, give her attention when she behaves good. That way, you can train her, like a dog. I know it’s manipulative and sexist, but trust me, it works.
wow i never realized how picky we really are oh well i guess boys willjusthve to deal with our supiriority of pickyness!!!!!!!
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Fifteen reasons why people can’t admit we all have common choices?
we all are different one mans dream is the whole 15 one womans dream is the whole fifteen no explaining to that dolls suspect is not the questions asked but for the answers examined in explaining why I am not above or below I walk without looking down we all judge i suppose complaining for explaining why being human ultimately is equal beauty is ultimately in the eye of the behold(her him)
suspicious peculiar lovely self involved selfless selfish content or plain miserable.Thing is all males were females before the y chromosome kicked out males space between belly and thighs… It’s only chauvinist when relating.most of humans have a curious nature to judge is to be judged mabe this could proactive in my eyes if this was a discussion not a rage filled bully session,that’s my opinion all I know is that I think judgement on an article needs an unbiased jury so why not turn the page if you can’t make a point everyone here relates I found the replies more interesting on males and females more accurate.
I meant I found the replies more informative on human species
more accurate of female vs. Male more interesting.
Also chauvinist supposed to be the latter term/feminist my inaccurate grammatical apologies one love
what this?
As a female I can say sadly these traits are all an indoctrination. I hated makeup, I washed my face with soap. My sister said I was doing it wrong and made me use all these products. I used to just throw on jeans and a shirt. My mother made me dress “appropiately” and “put on some powder at least”. I like having a messy desk. My sis forces me to alhpabetize. My gram tells me to behave “like a girl” and learn to clean and organize. And finally media is a huge factor. Bombardment of beauty industry to be these things and in social context. Hell I love gory ass movies with no romance whatsoever. I hate corny desperate love stories, but then I get told I have no taste and tha Im crass. Now I have been a little more neater and organized, but only for the sake of having decent work ethic, besides that I think it’s bs and these rules shall be bent.
What I mean to say is guys, girls aren’t born like this. There is a reason they are so particular, it’s media manipulation, just as guys are “brainwashed” to think they need to have money and be macho to get the ladies. It’s old generation stuff, because woman used to stay home all day and had nothing better to do than tend to these little things and make themselves into dolls. Screw that. Because if a woman is not “ladylike” she might be *gasp* unattractive *rolls eyes*. Really guys, some girls might have these traits, but it’s all about how honest they are with themselves and how much they listen to others. If it helps them, they might like being organized, but it doesn’t make them the cleaning god or right. Just find someone real and true. None of media bullshit y’know? I sound reatrded but it’s pretty true.
oh and finally the comment , hey girls are just too hard, just fuck guys? fuck that. Unless you’re coming out or have been gay/bisexual your life, you will be just as miserable. Gay guys will give you as much as girls do. Sexuality is not something you just choose nitpicky cuz one thing is not working out. Being bisexual I get shit all the time cuz people think bisexuals are just in it for more easy sex and movies make it look like a sexual kink than an actual orientation. There is just as much commitment and time and care that goes into a homosexual relationship as well as a heterosexual one. Ugh. You don’t just take the easy lay, unless you want to be a sleeze in denial.
it’s funny how you people choose to b mean to each other. Just cuz sum of the thing in the article aren’t true about u or sum1 u no all women have at least one of these qualities. I have one that is pretty correct (whining all the time- though i got this frum my dad) then 2 others that loosely fit. Also i have friends who fit qualities that i do not.
this article wasn’t created fer u to hate on each other everyone fawk&make up(: <3
my girlfriend won’t give me a turn of her harmonica and just says that I do not play proper songs but blow in an out on it without purpose.
alot of this can be solved easily, simply by being an asshole. when you tell her to be ready at a certain time and she is still hours away from being ready, leave. that easy. when she needs her girls night out, have a guys night in and get rip roaring drunk. she wont go out witout you again. if she uses her phone during sex, rip it out of her hands and throw it out the window and then commence to pump hard, deep and fast. when she organizes your stuff just “organize her stuff” and when she puts all her stuff in your bathroom start using it, and in excessive amounts, “what happened to my expensive shampoo?” “i used it all” she will likely hide her shit. and my favorite game of all, if she over dresses, tell her that she looks fat. that 800 dollar dress? mistake her for miss piggy. do that with everything in her closet except jeans and tshirts and your set. i also like that when she dresses for a blizzard when its like 45 outside i turn my heater on full blast and when i get home turn the heat up as high as it will go. sure the bill will suck but you get so much enjoyment out of her pealing unneaded layers off that it kind of makes up for it. also keep a tape recorder handy, so whenever you get in argument you have documented proof. i label mine with keywords, dates and the reason it started, just in case. if you cant tell i am joking this list is totally retarded, worse than the last place hurdle “winner” at the special olympics. just keeps on making mistakes but ya still get glory.
hahahha jeff readin that made me happy(:
WHY THE F*CK ARE WOMEN ON A MAN’S WEBSITE?????
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cuz women are givin to many rights and believe they need to b informed of everythin
i thought the comments were funny(:
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This article is awesome. I’m a woman and a lot of this stuff doesn’t even make sense to me (I had to stop and say, “What!? Chicks really do that? Retarded.”). Well written, right on point. Good work.
Just go with hookers. They work out cheaper and you’re really just paying them to go away.
Shopping to females is like sports for men, they have to do it or they’ll be moody- like us. Also, females like competition, sometimes they will do things they dont really want to out of competition with another couple or female (like a guy’s competetion with his older/younger brother)..knowing this, i never talk bad about my girl making other females jealous of her, and if she’s happy then im happy
i have a annoying sister ever she even do pie on the bed ?? have yew ever had a sister like me is not even kool she is like 8 years old n doo pie on the bed i have a cuzz 3 years old n dont do pie on the bed i hate her she is annoying and cry too much she is nasty annoying n uff SO ANNOTING
It’s kind of funny because I am a female, and I don’t fit into this “standard” pattern. As a result, I have been called unfashionable, boring, dull, and unladylike. I love eating at home and dislike outdoors, I always judge an item by its usefulness instead of appearance, I can’t stand movies with cheesy romance, and I don’t even know a thing about makeup (which inevitably causes me to be an ignorant idiot among my circle of friends who do). I’m not trying to say that this list is accurate, because I, for one, don’t follow the trend. However, there is some truth to it, because there must be a reason I am treated as an outcast.
Wow, more than half of the commenters on this article are retarded. What a ratio! The article was not to be taken literally or as fact. It was for entertainment purposes. That’s the problem with the internet. Some retard learns to type on the ‘puter and automatically that makes them a fucking critic. Just do what you do best: put your fucking helmet back on, get back on your short bus and get back to licking the windows. Happy-Tards!
This article is DEAD ON! Everything on this list is true, and I guarantee every girl in this universe has at least one of these traits if not many of them! Amber youre one of the rare chicks that admits girls are in denial! I respect that you know the truth because the MOST annoying thing of all about girls is that they wont admit things..they think they are perfect and no one is. They wont say their perfect but when it comes to an argument, they are always right even if you prove they arent! Why cant they admit their faults? God made them like that obviously for a reason..I hope the goal is so they can learn one day..very frustrating for us men to have to be wrong ALL the time just because we disagree! There is no right or wrong…girls realize it! Youre not any better than we are..
Absolutely right !!!
Why they have to be like this ??… WAIT other comments say that different girls are out there ????
Makes me think
as per title o.O
i wish she had the overdressing problem whilst looking good at the same time.
It seems to me that the author of this article only dates twelve-year-olds… or women with the intellect of twelve-year-olds. My advice, date smarter women. Unless you’re too intimidated by that. Maybe what you look for in a relationship is for someone to be superior over. & That’s pretty gross, ngl.
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You’ve got me on the pillows, reorganization, amount of toiletries and food can’t “always” just be food. But, I love having time alone, don’t cry, am not attached to my phone and don’t overdress or take too long to get ready. I DO have a selective memory and am capable of a guilt trip….but, who isn’t? : )
this is the single most accurate list of spousal/girlfriend pet peeves i have ever seen. A few more suggestions.
1) she makes you hang out with her friends, even though you have nothing to contribute to their girl talk.
2) they think you work for them or something. they literally start bossing you around after a year in, and you give in just because its not worth it to fight everytime they order you to place your shoes at the door or to keep your towel on your side of the rack.
I just want to say this is NOT accurate at all. I’ve been with my boyfriend for three years and been living with him for 2 of them. I am never late when we have a date, I’ll go anywhere in one of his sweatshirts and a pair of jeans, I’m perfectly content with staying home, I only have 4 toiletries occupying his bathroom (deodorant, my own shampoo and conditioner, and shaving cream), I control my emotions, I don’t complain, I eat like a bachelor for fuck’s sake! According to him I’m an awesome girlfriend, I’m just being normal. So rethink you stupid list buddy.
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this guy had obviously met the wrong girls. i know plenty of girls that dont even do one this on this list.
Why are men attracted to these types of women (that means: not all women are like that!) It’s the equivalent of why are women attracted to jerks.
The women you describe in this article are brainwashed girly-girls…programmed by society. If you have a baby girl someday, teach her how to fix the car and appreciate the engine…etc.etc.
bitches will be bitches
You’re right women are just absolute bitches and men have to put up with everything and just, oh poor, poor men having deal with their girlfriends.
Why don’t you just date men?
I know a lot of women who do all of these things, lol, and it even annoys me! ugh, so true about us girls :/ I hate to annoy people, so I gave up alot of these bad habits.
Funny article but if you put up with the things on this list, you need to work on yourself. It’s true that many women behave this way in relationships. Whether consciously or subconsciously, they generally do it to test us. If you put up with this kind of crap on a regular basis they WILL lose respect for you and eventually leave you. Putting up this type of behavior all the time is like saying “I don’t see myself as being worthy of you so you no longer have to treat me with the rules of common decency that apply to everyone else in your life.”
yeah a guy did not write this, coming from a males perspective. but my girlfriend and i did enjoy reading this together and caught a few laughs in the process, now we’re going to look for the masculine side of this.
Lmao. Im almost none of these things (except the taking 4ever 2 gt ready to go to a NICE place) Either way you’ve either never dated an actual independant intelligent woman or ur some random teenage boy…. I must say my favourite was crying @ the drop of a hate. Lol. Thank you for the laughs anyway.
Cheers
Wow, you really hate women, don’t you?
You MUST be dating younger girls….because most WOMEN don’t act that way …well mature women ….and to be honest I think you need to pick a more down to earth women closer to your maturity level and age perhaps ever older because it seem to me your girlfriends are younger, immature, insecure and very materialistic and superficial.