You’re a man who works hard and plays harder. At the end of the day, when you need to unwind, you look at your things that you’ve accumulated and you enjoy them. But you know where real men drink their scotch? In a goddamn space shuttle.
A goddamn space shuttle. That was sent into space, meandered around a bit to establish man’s dominion over the known and immediate galaxy, then brought plummeting back to earth. The white sphinxes of science that have contributed to so much of our collective enjoyment of men in large, ridiculous suits. You need to own one. You need to be able to look your friends in the eyes and go, “Hey man, you’re rocking your Mini Cooper? Jump in my goddamn space shuttle.”
If I had a space shuttle, I’d just take the engines out, and try to attach them to things, such as houses, and finally try to pull off my stage adaptation of Up.
The space shuttle Discovery is going to the Smithsonian, which leaves two other shuttles, the Atlantis and the Endeavor, up for grabs. And now, with the shuttle program being discontinued, you can own one. For the low-low price of 28 million dollars. So if you’re a super-rich person hellbent on crafting your persona as a supervillain successfully, this is a buy you can’t pass up.
We’re talking to you, Lance Bass. And you especially, Lady Gaga.
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