A Singapore bar has decided to combine the two best-loved features of all bars into one promotion. Breasts, and alcohol. Into one twisted conglomerate that should be a featured at every nightclub and bar across the country.
OverEasy, what I can only assume is the hottest spot in Singapore, and will soon take over the world, is running a promotion where women are given free booze based on the size of their bust. Based on the size of their bust. How are they judging the size of the busts? They’re going off sight. They’re not touching them, because that would turn a nightclub promotion into a gang-rape.
How does it work? An A-cup will get you a drink, a B-cup will get you two, a C-cup will get you three, and a D-cup will get you your own free bottle of vodka.
How did they conceive of such a testament to human innovation? The DJ playing that night was D-Cup. So they were like, “Tonight will be a special night in the club. Tonight will be about boobs.” I can’t wait to throw my birthday party. The DJ will be DJStripperOrgy followed by DJBilliondollargiveaway.
Of course, they got complaints by humorless people. Humorless people that won’t be invited to my next party.
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