Is it really time for another Chickolith? Has it been so long? I swear, it was only a day or two ago that I was getting mildly aroused at my desk (Starbucks) on account of that skank in the bikini from that show where tone-deaf retards sing for the un-enthused British guy with the bad hair cut. Granted, I blacked out on Christmas Eve and belligerently stumbled all the way through to the New Year, but, well, I guess time flies, huh? Side note: do not take your laptop into the bathroom with you at Starbucks; they frown on that.
Back to the task at hand, I present to thee: AnnaLynne McCord!
Now, I know what you’re saying, “Who the hell is this hot mess of sex? Why should a non-Kardashian deserve media attention? Dammit to hell that golden shower video is hard to find on the interwebz these days!!!” Well, if you close your eyes and think hard enough, you will probably remember AnnaLynne from her breakout role in Transporter 2 with Jason Statham, where she played “Car Jacking Girl.” If that doesn’t ring any bells then surely you recognize her from that one episode of The O.C. where she played “Hot Girl” and mumbled all her lines unintelligibly.
Also she is on something called 90210, whatever that is. But if you are like me then you don’t watch network bullshit geared towards tweens, and you probably also know her best from Nip/Tuck where she played Eden Lord, a girl whose hymen was broken by a horse. I can’t make this stuff up, people.
AnnaLynne McCord, boys, have at ‘er.
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