Because the vanity of a useless fame-whore counts for news these days, I get to tell you about Heidi Montag and her recent trip (back) under the knife. Really, there isn’t much more information needed, except maybe a list of the procedures she had done. According to USA Today (via People), they are as follows:
01. mini brow lift
02. botox
03. nose job revision
04. fat injections in the cheeks
05. chin reduction
06. neck liposuction
07. ears pinned back
08. breast augmentation revision
09. liposuction on waist, hips, thighs
10. buttock augmentation
At least this explains why we haven’t heard from her and her gay husband in a few months. And here I thought it was because we all wised up and realized these jokers weren’t worth our time. Wrong! Heidi can still move tabloids off the shelves, apparently. Who wants to bet she’ll eventually get a rib or two removed?
Heidi 3.0 makes me hate society more than I thought possible in the salad days of Heidi 2.0. I feel so … dirty. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME, AMERICA? If you prefer the original Heidi, aka Heidi ZERO, let me know in the comments.
Comments
Kyle
January 13th, 2010 - 6:10:10 PM
Maybe this is why the Muslim extremists hate us - our shallowness!
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Tammy
January 13th, 2010 - 7:54:37 PM
I LOVED Heidi before her surgeries, she was adorable!!!!! Her personality was alive and sparkling, she was so pretty. OK, so she had her nose done, that's OK and I definatley knew she had her chin done too, but she still looked cute. But, her personality changed, maybe because she has surrounded herself with the wrong people, (Spencer). She has become unattractive personally, almost as if she is a robot, a stepford wife. I keep hoping she will break free of the baggage that is bringing her down and return to the Heidi we all once loved! (Lauren's BFF, pre-Pratt). I feel bad for her, she's a mess, God Bless her......
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dennis
January 14th, 2010 - 8:29:21 PM
ugh..... why can't we publicize people who actually do some good in the world. She and that other goof ball that she hangs out with are not worth the or deserving of the attention.
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