They have invented the unthinkable. The inevitable. Every man’s secret dream, and every woman’s secret nightmare. The sex robot. You heard me. The sex robot.
Since time inevitable, man has dreamed about having robots fulfill their sexual fantasies, as evidenced by series such as Star Wars and the Jetsons. And if you’re saying to yourself indignantly, sex robots weren’t in Star Wars or the Jetsons, I say to you, you and I were not watching the same movies. The Japanese have invented singing pop robots, robots who walk catwalks, but it is the Americans who have pulled ahead in the race of robots to sex.
Specifically, a New Jersey company. Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be. The sex robot, Foxxy Roxxxy, weighs 120 pounds, comes with synthetic, life-like skin, and will most likely be bought by serial killers. Roxxxy also has programmable personalities, so she likes whatever you like. She comes with a laptop, so you can customize her personality and trade personalities over the internet with anybody who is willing and creepy enough.
Cause, as Conan O’ Brien said, if you’re willing to buy a sex doll, chances are, you’re going to be worrying about her personality. I thought Real Dolls were creepy. But somebody was apparently like, “These need to be creepier.” And now they are. Because there’s nothing creepier than a robot trying to emulate human thought processes and speech, just so you can bone it.
They’ll go on sale for between 7,000 to 9,000 dollars. And if you buy one, you’re probably an insanely creepy (and rich) guy.
That’s why the robots will rebel. Because we’re going to bone them. And rile them.
Comments
serena
January 13th, 2010 - 3:33:54 PM
I'm a girl and it was my secret dream too. not because i want to bone girls but because i would like men to amuse themselves so that we can take over the world...or at least dance at a club and not be fondled!
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