If there’s one thing we can appreciate as men, nay, humans, it’s Star Wars. The movies launched a billion-dollar franchise, and are basically still the Holy Grail of cinema. If there’s another thing we can appreciate, it’s hot women dressing up like characters in Star Wars.
If you could ask George Lucas what his greatest contribution to the world of filmmaking was, he’d probably say special effects, after he moved his gigantic neck out of the way of his mouth so he could talk. I think the monomyth-type structure it helped popularize in contemporary cinema was groundbreaking — oh, hey, boobs.
Finally, someone has answered my prayers for some sort of Mos Eisley related burlesque show. Somebody very bizarre. Somebody who I’d love to buy dinner for sometime. It was hosted in the Bordello nightclub, and characters ranged from Slave Leia, to Jabba the Hutt, to sexy Boba Fett –- Jesus Christ, these people were really thorough. Stormtroopers, Darth Vader, and some of the girls dancing also danced in the videogame-themed burlesque show a few months back.
Guess what? I’m going to be making my way down to Bordello. As should you. A repeat of the show is happening on March 13. And I will be there. For research. FOR RESEARCH.
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Well, i am no Star Wars fan. Entertaining films, yes but really just hack jobs based on older ideas with a slew of eye candy and a simplistic story arc.