You Can Download Porn To Your Work Computer…..IN FRANCE

Sarkozy-1No words can quantify how awesome France is. None.

Like, say I were to take the computers in the Manolith offices. Of which there are many. Say I were to fill them with the worst kinds of porn imaginable. Horses humping midgets, midgets humping a tryptych of men humping real dolls. Just, nasty, grody stuff. Where you can smell the herpes wafting from the screen. Say I did that, then I was fired for it. Then I sued. And, somehow, I won.

That’s exactly what happened to a shadowy ex-employee of French automakers Peugeot, Monsieur X. While taking time off as a James Bond villain, he downloaded 60 porn images to his work files– including images of animals having sex with people–and was terminated by the company. Peugeot maintained that they fired him because they encourage their employees to exhibit the highest standards of morality. He took the matter to the Cour de Cassation, saying Peugeot had no right to access his personal files, and that so long as the files didn’t impact his performance, they shouldn’t be called into question.

And guess what? He won. The court found his firing unjustified, and he’s entitled to modest damages.

What’s that mean? You’re going to be seeing a lot more porn on Manolith!*

*that won’t actually happen.

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