Regular Sex Is Good For The Heart

By Mark Lorenz on January 8th, 2010

Sex-1 This and more can be found in the book, “Advice Your Dad Will Never Give You, Because It’d Be Far Too Awkward.” According to scientists, and scientists never lie, regular twice-a-week intercourse nearly halves your risk of heart disease.

HALVES. Every evangelical argument against having sex was just thrown out the window with that statement. God doesn’t want you to have sex until you’re married, abstinence is the safest way, well, God also doesn’t want me to die of a heart disease either, right? Regular “love-making,” as the study calls it, causes you to be 45 percent less likely to clutch your heart and join Elizabeth after the big one. You ain’t comin’ to join her.

Now, the researchers, who are American, are calling for doctors to screen patients with heart problems for sexual activity. Aww, yeah. So when you come in the ER, and you’re clutching your heart, not only will you be charged out the back, you will also be pestered as to whether or not you are getting any. Like, “You should really have more sex and stop eating those pancakes on a stick. That in of itself will help you lose 20 pounds.”

And before you all say, “That would never happen in an ER,” I know. It’s exaggeration. The actual article can be found here.

NOW GET TO THE SEXIN’.