Everybody’s favorite “It’s OK to find an underage girl attractive if she’s on TV” is leaving television after her fourth season. Lunchbox and a Internet firewall manufacturers are bemoaning the loss.
“Without Hannah Montana around, husbands just aren’t going to need to buy password protecting programs for their computer folders like they used to. I don’t know what I’m gonna do, I got kids in college,” one computer software engineer bemoaned.
Hannah Montana is the alter ego of Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus is the teen girl robot Billy Ray Cyrus built to bring in extra money when everybody stopped liking his country music.
The show Hannah Montana was the largest star in a horizon of Disney shows about an imaginary subset of teenagers that actually think it’s cool not to drink until you’re 21, and to abstain from sex until you are married. The TV show formula was invented when an executive at Disney wondered aloud what would happen if you combined the values of a 35 year old white man from the 1950’s with the style of dress and music of today’s modern teenager. Other shows that will fill the void when Hannah Montana is off the air include “iCarly”, “The Jonas Brothers“, and “Complicity: The Rad Teen Girl Who Gave Her Heart to Jesus, The President, and Rock and Roll… In That Order”.
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