If there’s one conceit of Hollywood that I hope never goes away, it’s interviews with stars who’ve faded, due to poor planning or career choices. Such as J.Lo. Remember her? You couldn’t get away from her in the late-’90s, early-oughties.
J.Lo. The ass of legend. The woman who was destroyed by South Park and critics. The woman who releases continuously more banal dance music. But now? She’s J.Lo, star of Gigli. In order for her music to make a splash, she needs a comeback at the American Music Awards, her production company, Nuyorican, is specializing specifically in romantic comedies starring her, and generally, she’s surrounded by yes men. Like, legitimate yes men.
So in order to supplement her comeback, J.Lo gives interviews. Her latest, awesomely insane claims?
-That her performance in El Cantatante was Oscar-worthy
-She could’ve accepted the awards on her bed, while delivering twins
-People don’t go to movies that are shitty; shitty movies never make more than 100 million dollars
-She will one day win an Oscar, when the time is right.
-She will probably be doing this until she’s 51.
All this screams to me is delusion. We’ve moved onto the next spicy Latina, and her name is not chimichanga. It is Michelle Rodriguez. And it is good.
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Kiseney pitts
March 8th, 2010 - 1:07:51 AM
fat joe was raise with black people and he wouldn't be a star with out black people and he wish he were black ,if you listen to him you will find that he has black accent and . there is one thing that a lot of non black people still dont understand and its that the N word has two meanings one means "MAN or someone "and this one witch fat joe uses and all other black and the second one means "SLAVE" this one still being used by racist and i saw a lot of non black people were killed for just using the N word ... Denta Smile MD
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