I’m a sucker for pale girls. Maybe it’s my Victorian nature, but the paler the skin, and the redder the hair, the more I’m a sucker for a girl. Which is why Isla Fisher is probably one of the hottest women working in Hollywood at the moment.
There’s something to be said about an attractive Australian woman. There’s something more to be said if she’s completed a stint in Clown College, can steal scenes left and right, and is simultaneously Australian and Scottish. You know what that means? She can probably out-drink you and then make you laugh until you pass out. Anybody who saw “Wedding Crashers” and didn’t walk away thinking that it was her movie was not paying attention.
In addition, she published two novels by the time she was 18. Did you hear that? She’s a hot, funny, literate redhead. And she’s been taken by Sacha Baron Cohen. But that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate her now. Isla Fisher is so cute, in fact, kittens are planning an uprising. She’s so hilarious, she once told a joke that summoned Don Rickles from a transcontinental dinner party. She’s so pale, she was cast as Edward Cullen but producers kicked her out because she could act.
Let’s look on her with the appreciation of a Victorian gentleman. Sturdy your monocles.
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