If you’ve never had the privilege of watching Bear Grylls do bat-shit crazy things, turn on the Discovery Channel right now, and just indulge yourself. He’s like the Crocodile Hunter, if he were British, and made from the DNA of a Superman clone. And his last appearance got way kinky.
For those of you who haven’t seen Man vs. Wild, Bear Gylls is an ex-British special forces member who can basically squeeze coal into diamonds. Not just with his hands, with the woodland creatures he calls his friends, which he can wrangle up with a wild call and an elaborate hand-gesture.
Bear has eaten the eyes of fish, squeezed the water out of droppings in the middle of the desert, and generally done things that will make you and your children’s skin crawl. His latest trick? A guano enema. He shoves rancid, fetid, soiled water up his ass to stay hydrated. That my friends, is what we call dedication. I would never shove anything up my ass on national television, especially if I had a camera crew looking on that probably had water and snacks.
That had to be a weird moment when they put down the cameras. Like, “Bear, uh. You could’ve had my Dasani.” Enjoy the footage.
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Tyler Juness
August 1st, 2010 - 2:44:10 PM
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