The most hilarious part of Rush Limbaugh going to the hospital is not Rush Limbaugh going to the hospital. Or him then praising Hawaii and America’s health care system when Hawaii is one of the most progressive in the nation. The most hilarious part is, he’s too lazy to dial 911.**
Well, when you’re a billionaire who can’t hear, and can hardly move, and who spends your time speaking authoritatively about things you understand through talking points, how can you be expected to move your fingers? Really? How can you express your discomfort and fear for your life? Especially after all the pills?
Simple. You call your girlfriend and tell her you’re having a heart attack.
Really, this confirms every suspicion I’ve ever had about Rush Limbaugh. That is, at heart, behind his tough-guy exterior, he’s a momma’s boy. When things go wrong, he complains to whoever’s next to him and his staff, instead of getting on and getting things done himself. You just had to dial three numbers. Three numbers. A lot of phones have 911 on speed-dial. Oh, god. I can’t imagine Rush’s pudgy fingers trying unsuccessfully to dial three numbers on a phone. Three numbers on a phone.
Amazing. Amazing. It’s amazing people listen to this man, but everyone needs a rabblerouser.
That’s not his girlfriend, BTW. I just wanted to make you all slightly nauseous.
**For those of you wondering why I think this is weird, it’s because unless my family owned emergency services, I wouldn’t have wasted the time calling them. Especially if I thought I was dying. And neither would you.
Comments
Anonymous
January 6th, 2010 - 6:26:52 PM
asshole faggit
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coolpillow
January 6th, 2010 - 7:31:29 PM
Apparently- you would call the nanny state 911 before you called someone you love. Or someone who loves you back. Stupid blog by a rabid, idiot lib. God bless you!
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Mr Right
January 6th, 2010 - 8:07:48 PM
I don't understand what is so Funny about calling a loved one or family memeber first, unless you don't have any!! The laughs on you fool!
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Becky
January 7th, 2010 - 7:35:07 AM
He is deaf, that is why he didn't call 911. He tried texting his girlfriend first because he can't hear the other person on the phone.
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Julie
January 7th, 2010 - 7:51:32 AM
You are not giving Rush a fair shake. He has trouble hearing on the phone and panicking because he was in so much pain. What would be the benefit of writing such a terrible article? If you don't like his politics then discuss his positions in an intelligent manner. There is no need to get personal and discuss the size of his fingers or any of that other commentary you added. Personal attacks have become the norm and are even embrased by some pundits. I don't understand what you think we gain from having such ill mannored crap written about anyone.
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anonymous too
January 7th, 2010 - 9:16:24 AM
really? calling 911 is the "nanny state" now? That's even dumber than the guy below me who can't spell faggot.
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Anonymous
January 7th, 2010 - 9:24:50 AM
Is this a real article? Dude... get out of your moms basement and get a job.
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barb
January 7th, 2010 - 10:43:17 AM
Oh, don't even bother posting to this uneducated article. What an idiot! I applaud the last comment on Jan 7th from anonymous!
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III
January 7th, 2010 - 10:44:28 AM
What a waste of electrons. Limbaugh/Palin 2012
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Ran
January 7th, 2010 - 12:57:40 PM
You are a fool, he can't hear on the phone, he hardly talks on the phone, he only texts. So when he had a heart attack, he dialed his gf.....
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Kendal Hall
January 7th, 2010 - 8:56:43 PM
She looks like she is really struggling to kiss the punk. I guess trashy women do anything for money.
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Lady with a brain
January 9th, 2010 - 6:51:20 AM
For one thing, that isn't his gifriend in the picture you posted. It is the actress from 24. Second, anyone in a scary situation tends to reach out to their loved ones first. Rush has a cochlear implant and can't hear well over the phone. You probably find that he is deaf is hilarious too. He may not be able to hear the 911 respondent and likely wouldn't want his voice recorded on a 911 call. Some people are so quick to judge knowing zero. Who's the idiot here?
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georgep
January 9th, 2010 - 10:45:35 AM
911 calls are always made public now. He probably wanted his gf to call cause he was doped up on oxy - again (the abuse of which can cause DEAFNESS) He told the paramedics that he was on "medication for back pain" With a former addict, that can mean only one thing.
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