A Concise Guide to Getting Out of a Speeding Ticket: Hint: Those boys in blue are suckers for man-cleavage. (Holy Taco)
Fat, 40 and Back!: Gwen Steffani makes 40 look a lot better than Johnny Rotten. And she looks better in a bikini. (Guyism)
Ice-T: Now with Ice Cube(s). (Yep Yep)
Doggie Bag: What your dog would get you if he understood the concept of Christmas. Sure, it loks cheap at first, be remember, your dog doesn’t have a job. (i am bored)
How Not to Rob a Liquor Store: There are so many ways to not rob a liquor store, but this one is probably the most obvious. (Break)
8-bit Zoology: How classic 80s video game characters would look if they were real. (Cracked)
Deathproof: 10 historical people who were hard as hell to kill. (Ego TV Online)
Totally Busted: By Google Street View. (The Chive)
Zordon?: Remember Zordon from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? Turns out he’s a big, huge bigot. (Collge Humor)
Are Women as Horny as Men?: Probably. (Funny or Die)
Sean Penn is a Stooge: In the Farrelly Brother’s new Three Stooges movie. (Gamma Squad)
Spike Lee’s Tribute to Michael Jackson: Only slightly less depressing that “When The Levees Broke.” (Twirlit)
