If you’ve got a lot of free time on your hands, like a lot of free time on your hands, and you want to build something with your hands, would you build an addition to your home? Maybe a garden, or a tasteful wine cabinet? WRONG. BE A MAN. YOU’LL BUILD A GODDAMN IRON MAN SUIT.
AND YOU’LL LIKE IT. Especially if your name is Anthony Le. You will build a War Machine costume, then photograph yourself randomly in bars, and it’ll be amazing. Women will have no power over you, for you are War Machine, ally of Iron Man, and destroyer of supervillains and women’s underwear.
There’s a complete breakdown of what Anthony used to build the outfit here, but as far as I’m concerned, he built it with rivets, pixie-dust, and a spoonful of awesome. The outfit lights up, can shoot bottle rockets, and is a guaranteed woman-dropping machine at any comic book convention where they allow dress-up (i.e. any of them).
If I built one of these things, I would stop wearing clothes entirely. Just walk around, and do all my everyday business dressed in a War Machine suit. Bank transactions, sad banjo playing, all of it.
Awesome.
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