According to “science.” Don’t shoot the messenger.
Bad news for all you fans of the female body. Apparently there’s been a raging debate as to whether or not certain parts of it exist. And not the arms, or the liver. According to British scientists, the G-Spot doesn’t exist. Just, doesn’t exist. It’s like fairies, or poor Senators.
First off, I’ve thanked them many times before, but it’s studies like these that really restore my faith in science. They could’ve taken time out of their day to explore exotic diseases, or cures for them, but they really wanted to survey women about their sex lives. Which is probably all I would do if I were a scientist, so I don’t begrudge them a bit.
Anyway, the scientists, operating out of a bachelor-pad in King’s College London, have said their research indicates that there is no evidence for the existence of the G-Spot. It was by far the biggest study ever done on the G-Spot since your dad lost his watch inside your mom. Oh god, I’m sorry. That was a horrible.
1,804 British women were surveyed. The 56% of women who claimed that they had G-Spots were younger and more sexually active than the other respondents. Andrea Burri led the research saying, “It is rather irresponsible to claim the existence of an entity that has never really been proven and pressurize women — and men, too.”
So goodbye, G-Spot. Hello, sexy unicorn. You will be the next imaginary entity that we will use to pressurize women. “I don’t want to eat this chocolate fondue….”
“YOU KNOW WHO WANTS YOU TO? SEXY UNICORN DOES.”
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Comments
Stefanie
January 31st, 2010 - 12:16:15 AM
Lies, it is all lies. As a woman, I say it does exist! It's a finger length inside the vagoo. Women who say it doesn't haven't had one day of good sex in their entire lives. Stupid women, and men who suck at sex. For the love of god, twiddle your woman a bit. Fucking find out what she likes. More likely to find it that way. Men, if you got a woman who's not willing to give a little, leave her, the bad sex will kill the relationship in the long run, same goes for the women. Don't put up with bad sex. Take that science. Research done by me.
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