Westboro Baptist Church Secretly Loves Lady Gaga, Records Poker Face Parody

By Mark Lorenz on January 1st, 2010

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I know you’re all sleeping off your hangovers, with members of the opposite sex feeding you grapes, engaging in bacchanalian activities, sinning in the eyes of your creator. Or something along those lines. And you should. Unless you’re being shamed by the Westboro Bapist Church, in which case you should do it harder.

For those of you out of the loop, the Westboro Baptist Church is a church that was founded by a violent, crazy meth user, who somehow rationalized that god hates everything, therefore you should protest events like attention whores until someone hits you and you can sue them for money. Basically, they’re trolls in real life. And the media keeps giving them attention and paying them for appearances, essentially bankrolling their viewpoint.

They’ve done funerals of soldiers, gay rights marches, and strangest of all, Lady Gaga concerts. Lady Gaga concerts. I’m no Lady Gaga fan, but chances are they’ve got a good sense of humor, and that’d be a scene I’d love to witness.

Even more bizarre? They hate Lady Gaga so much, they recorded a parody song of one of her song. A full length, four minute parody of a Lady Gaga song.

Can you say closet stan? I can say closet stan. Here’s to you, Westboro Baptist Church. The outside world is starting to creep in.

Enjoy this. I laughed for about two days straight. That’s Megan Phelps. You can tell she’s actually really into it. Take a moment with me to appreciate how crazy the world is.