NOT WITH PENS.
You know what we need to mix more? Guns and professional sports. Not like skeet shooting, but if we gave a few touched athletes firearms and set them loose on a field, think of how entertaining that could be. Think of how many tickets we could sell. Thankfully, a few enterprising athletes have taken it on themselves to take an initiative. Namely, Washington Wizards players Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton.
If you’ve ever been like, “I think professional athletes need to get more ridiculous,” then you’ve come to the right place. Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton allegedly thought they were in the middle of a Tarantino movie, when they drew guns on each other regarding a gambling debt. In the LOCKER ROOM. And the weirdest part? They’re teammates. Imagine witnessing that. You’ve just played your heart out for a game, walk out of the shower, and your teammates are yelling at each other about trips to Las Vegas and credit accrued while playing craps.
An investigation is taking place into the incident, not by the NBA, but by law enforcement.
And when did this happen? When do you think? What would be the most ridiculous time for two super-wealthy players to be arguing about gambling debts?
Christmas Eve. We need to prioritize other things over sports, methinks.
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