If there’s one thing I love that isn’t trumpeted enough in the world, it’s a tech-savvy shower. When you live in dingy apartments, with water pressure the equivalent of someone spitting on the back of your neck, it’s nice to think that one day your shower will be able to read to you in foreign languages, then steam dry eight pounds off you.
In this case, it’s a cascading LED light/shower head. Meaning you’ll be bathed in light, similar to the creatures straight from your favorite movie: Avatar. Or the boy who bathed in light, coming soon to a theater near you. The lights alternate, spraying you with rainbows in a way that would be acceptable normally only in cartoons from the 80’s and pride parades.
The best part? It’s by Visentin, an Italian luxury company. As a writer for a men’s lifestyle website, let me tell you this. When you tell people you have a luxury, rainbow-shooting Italian shower, GAME OVER MAN. GAME OVER. That’s it. You’ve practically had sex at that point.
You can find the shower, along with other brilliant Italian designs on their website, which is here.
Oh, Italians. You give us the mob, magic showers, and Jersey Shore. Is there anything you CAN’T do?
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