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   Product Placement Everywhere

   Posted by Paul J – Leave A Comment

   An ad for USA's new show, "White Collar". On my shirt, which also has a white collar. Get it? Get it?
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   Ed Hardy Store In London Hires Tiny Santa To Sit On You

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments

   Hey, do you hate Ed Hardy clothes? Do you buy into the stereotype that people who wear Ed Hardy clothes are oblivious women who are trying to look edgy, douche-bags trying to look muscular--and generally-- the sorts of people who are trying too hard [...]
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   Giant Ukranian Robot Wishes You A Merry Christmas

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   You know what the saddest part of Christmas is to me? Listening to Michael Jackson sing, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". Not only did Michael Jackson leave us this year, but there's a part in the song where he's like, "I better go tell my dad I s [...]
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   Lou O’ Bedlam’s Friday Feature: Caitlin Randolph

   Posted by Lou Noble – 1 Comment

   Driving Caitlin home from a Dexter-inspired shoot last week, we had ourselves a fine conversation. Nothing too heady, stuff about LA, acting, having enough time to do everything you want. And [...]
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   Midgets Vs. Mascots

   Posted by Paul Cibis – 3 Comments

   The new comedy "Midgets Vs. Mascots" sells itself as "Borat meets Jackass" but fails to live up to it's influences in every way.
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   Americans Will Watch Pretty Much Anything

   Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 1 Comment

   I just sat through a half-hour last night of a show where the entire show was great white sharks jumping. No one really said or did anything. Great white sharks just jumped out of the water for brief periods, and then quickly landed back in the wat [...]
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   Pope Pushed Over At Mass

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 8 Comments

   EVERYBODY, REPORT THE THE VATICAN CITY MOSH PIT. WE'RE GONNA GET ALL GOGOL BORDELLO UP IN HERE. [...]
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   Orthodox Facial Hair Banned From Volunteer Fire Department

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Not themselves, actually. Their beards. The Pikesville Volunteer Fire Company has banned the Orthodox Jews in their ranks from going on emergency runs, saying their beards interfere with breathing masks. You know what Orthodox beards really interfe [...]
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   Los Alamos Tests Go Horribly Wrong

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments

   If there's one thing you can count on going wrong, it's science. Science that'll help us progress in the world. First it has to undergo a massive process of trial and error that either'll save the world, or blow it apart in the process. As researche [...]
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    Swedish Girls Are More Likely To Have Sex With Each Other

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 6 Comments

    There are scientists that help the world, and then there are scientists that are awesome. I'd like to thank all the scientists that participated in this study, for making the world a better, safer place. We are indebted to you, not only as humans, b [...]

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