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India Knows How To Have A Sex Scandal
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
I’ve said it once before, I’ll say it again. Because it bears repeating. The leaders of the US don’t know how to have a proper sex scandal. It’s always some sort of prolonged, lazy creep-fest like Congressmen hitting on their staff. But, as [...]
Seriously, Have A Placenta Facial
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
For those of you aspiring MacGyvers out there, there’s a resource that’s apparently more useful than a paper clip and plastic explosives combined. And that is a natural resource. A resource that gets more plentiful by the day. And that resource [...]
Terrorists Make Flying Less Fun
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
Thankfully, no-one was hurt in the recent terrorist attempt on Delta flight 253. Also, thankfully, I never fly Delta. I fly American Airlines. Where the passengers are cramped in so tight, if anyone tried anything, you could knock him out with your [...]
Gene Simmons Allegedly Attacks Couple In Mall
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments
Gene Simmons is used to rocking people's faces off with his KISS. His band of angry clowns playing their pentatonic scales on elevated boots in front of his legion of painted whores yelling for blood and passage to the fabled Detroit Rock City. One [...]
Charlie Sheen Arrested On Christmas
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And it wasn't for being in Two and a Half Men. I'm amazed that show is still on. Not only is the writing insanely lazy, but it makes me want to do things like arrest Charlie Sheen on a Christmas. And that's not his fault. But it is his fault that he [...]
Muppets Singing Will Make You Happy On Christmas
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Every year, there's a tradition in our house, where we watch The Muppet's Christmas Carol. It's one of the lesser popular Christmas movies, which many people deferring to National Lampoon, or a Christmas Story. But you know what? It owns. It's hilar [...]
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