Recent Blogs
Fred: The Movie
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments
If there's one thing that I don't understand, it's people who get deals off of YouTube. People are pretty much retarded when it comes to new media. The Internet, after all, is a collection of things people look at when they're bored. They won't acti [...]
Top 5 Scariest Christmas Songs
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment
Christmas songs are terrifying. And they are often sung by terrifying people. Nothing is scarier than a bunch of expressionless children you don't know all singing eerily together right outside your window in the dead of night.
Billy Corgan Is With Jessica Simpson?
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
The world is a vampire. Set to drain. And so is Billy Corgan's alt-rock woman cred. Why, you ask? Well, he's been parading around town with everyone's favorite has-been, Jessica Simpson. What are the reasons? Witchcraft, clearly. [...]
Spiderman IV Villains Announced
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 8 Comments
Yes, they're making a Spiderman IV. Why wouldn't they be? You enjoy watching Tobey Maguire make faces like a mentally challenged man just as much as I do. And I hope they bring back emo Spiderman. Kids love it when superheroes get all prissy. And wo [...]
Daily Link Roundup
Posted by Phil Fuller – 1 Comment
"Die Hard" is a better Christmas movie than "It's a Wonderful Life," Billy Corgan still finds something to whine about, God plays Tetris, "Twilight" teaches you how to pick up chicks, Bartenders give to charity (or take from it), Lady Gaga wears som [...]
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